the condom got lost in my hair
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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