You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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