So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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