Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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