So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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