your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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