i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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