If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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