well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
There r osticjed everywhere
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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