I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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