good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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