dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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