i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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