Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I am naked and annoyed.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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