It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
please don't ironically join a cult
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