She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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