I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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