let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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