He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
