i was born a porn star she said
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
where are you?
Hypothermia
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
