a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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