on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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