look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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