how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
