You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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