margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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