no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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