So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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