You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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