she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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