Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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