You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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