I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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