so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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