the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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