He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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