i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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