I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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