Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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