I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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