lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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