and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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