I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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