How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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