Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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