She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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