spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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