did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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