dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We had sex on a dog bed..
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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