that's an acceptable place to lick
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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