what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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