oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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