That's intense
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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