Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
