my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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