dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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